posted 10 months agoSep 8, 2022, 9:12 am with 152,363 notes
elodieunderglass:
“teashoesandhair:
“jeegoo:
“petkota:
“so this happened to me today
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fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
”
He’s not stealing, he’s robin
”
(Clasping your shoulder gently)
You’re right. And he looks like a real tit...

elodieunderglass:

teashoesandhair:

jeegoo:

petkota:

so this happened to me today

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

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(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

posted 10 months agoSep 8, 2022, 4:36 am with 11,478 notes

whitepeopletwitter:

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posted 1 year agoDec 18, 2021, 4:36 am with 98,549 notes

cunt-inent:

scientifichubris:

Mad scientists will be like “I know a place” and then strap you onto the autopsy table

only an autopsy if you’re dead… please use the proper name for my vivisection table

posted 1 year agoDec 17, 2021, 6:24 pm with 31,626 notes

evilmario666:

evilmario666:

Just cried while smoking weed thinking about misogyny… Fuck… It’s so shit… Women deserve the world……

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No fucking way

posted 1 year agoNov 19, 2021, 4:36 am with 32,555 notes

mudaxolotl:

mudaxolotl:

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phoenix wright moments before being devoured by crabs

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tragic accident on the baby slide

posted 1 year agoOct 26, 2021, 9:12 am with 28,241 notes
posted 1 year agoOct 26, 2021, 4:36 am with 183,165 notes
victorywithseaandsun:
“omghotmemes:
“Finally.
”
Important follow-up
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victorywithseaandsun:

omghotmemes:

Finally.

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Important follow-up

posted 1 year agoOct 2, 2021, 6:24 pm with 4,102 notes

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

posted 1 year agoOct 2, 2021, 1:48 pm with 68,676 notes

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive:

robotsandfrippary:

gothiccharmschool:

mctreeleth:

chaotic-archaeologist:

memeclassheroes:

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Hello important information!!!

Bread is NOT part of a skeleton’s natural diet and feeding it to them can make them sick. Instead try: coins from countries that no longer exist, dead batteries, ballpoint pens, or brass buckles. These are much closer to what skeletons eat in the wild :)

I live in a coastal region and I generally feed the local skeletons with broken seashells collected during low tide, which are high in calcium and other natural minerals. Very occasionally, such as for celebrations such as last night’s solstice, a shard of broken ancient pottery makes a great treat, but be careful, as these are sometimes cursed, and may cause issues for some skeletons.

Our local skeletons really like corks. And they go bonkers over tinfoil, but I haven’t been able to find solid info on if it’s a safe treat for them or not.

The ones out here keep eating each other and I’m not sure what that’s about but it can’t be good.  Anyone else having this problem with their local skeleton population?  

They need calcium! I’d take a leaf out of mctreeleth’s book and let them nibble some tasty seashells. If you live way inland, your local feed store should have oyster shells (for chickens,) or you can give them egg shells from your breakfast : )

posted 1 year agoOct 2, 2021, 4:36 am with 64,328 notes

elesii:

elesii:

funnytwittertweets:

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you fools. theyre all ghosts